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2D ([personal profile] hyphema) wrote2018-09-24 07:09 am
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zackthekiller: (The whole wide world's coming after you)

<KILLER ANGEL> (Here it is again)

[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-02 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
zackthekiller: (It won't be long)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-02 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I know.

[There would be more exclamation points if he had a higher literacy than a 1st grader and didn't rely on the text to speech.]

The guy who sent this to me wouldn't shut up until I sent this to others.

Just ignore it I guess.
zackthekiller: (And Rabbit)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-02 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well shit I wonder why.

[... Eh, what the hell. He's here anyway.]

Wanna hear something really scary.
zackthekiller: (Look who we have here!)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-02 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The first one.

This shit actually happened.
zackthekiller: (The snowfields wouldn't seem so big)

<KILLER ANGEL> CW: Violent Murder

[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-02 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So there was this chick walking down a back alley one night when she gets jumped by a serial killer.

This guy already had a bad rap for slashing up people who get too excited so a normal person would try to run.

Not this chick.

This chick just walked up to the killer and said shit like I'm not afraid of you and I'm your biggest fan and let's hook up or something.

The killer hadn't heard this before in his life.

He decides to give her a five second head start.

She didn't make it.

She started freaking out and screaming saying she was just lying about not being afraid.

Turns out the killer didn't like her lies so he stabbed her 19 times in the chest and left her to rot in a dumpster.

The end.


[And the worst part is, Zack happens to be the killer in this scene. That happened when he was still human.]
zackthekiller: (When the fires)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-03 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
[R U D E]

I never said I was good at telling stories but at least I ain't making shit up.
zackthekiller: (When the fires)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-04 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Getting killed is scary.
Edited 2018-10-04 18:31 (UTC)
zackthekiller: (Eh?)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-04 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay.

Thanks for the news flash.
zackthekiller: (The fuck is that?)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
What do you mean by suspense.
zackthekiller: (But the thought of fresh meat)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-15 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that.

So.

How do you add suspense.
zackthekiller: (The fuck is that?)

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[personal profile] zackthekiller 2018-10-16 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of stuff.

Like doing stuff or just filler stuff.