There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!
Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
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timeasmymeasure
<KILLER ANGEL> (Here it is again)
Date: 2018-10-02 07:25 pm (UTC)Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-02 07:46 pm (UTC)<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-02 07:49 pm (UTC)[There would be more exclamation points if he had a higher literacy than a 1st grader and didn't rely on the text to speech.]
The guy who sent this to me wouldn't shut up until I sent this to others.
Just ignore it I guess.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-02 07:52 pm (UTC)this is numbe 3
you dont even get a cool scary picture out of it it sucks
<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-02 07:54 pm (UTC)[... Eh, what the hell. He's here anyway.]
Wanna hear something really scary.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-02 07:56 pm (UTC)<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-02 08:00 pm (UTC)This shit actually happened.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-02 08:28 pm (UTC)reading
whatevr
<KILLER ANGEL> CW: Violent Murder
Date: 2018-10-02 09:41 pm (UTC)This guy already had a bad rap for slashing up people who get too excited so a normal person would try to run.
Not this chick.
This chick just walked up to the killer and said shit like I'm not afraid of you and I'm your biggest fan and let's hook up or something.
The killer hadn't heard this before in his life.
He decides to give her a five second head start.
She didn't make it.
She started freaking out and screaming saying she was just lying about not being afraid.
Turns out the killer didn't like her lies so he stabbed her 19 times in the chest and left her to rot in a dumpster.
The end.
[And the worst part is, Zack happens to be the killer in this scene. That happened when he was still human.]
<2d> everybody's a critic
Date: 2018-10-02 10:09 pm (UTC)i mean i guess like as a thing that happened if you were there itd be scary but as a story its just liek
anti uh
the endings a bit too rushed
might make a good movie tho if you spice up the killer guy a bit
<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-03 12:54 am (UTC)I never said I was good at telling stories but at least I ain't making shit up.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-03 01:28 am (UTC)[HE DID.]
<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-04 06:31 pm (UTC)<2d>
Date: 2018-10-04 07:25 pm (UTC)that was just kind of a story
<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-04 07:58 pm (UTC)Thanks for the news flash.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-04 09:49 pm (UTC)you just gotta put more scary bits in
<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-08 03:34 pm (UTC)What.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-08 03:54 pm (UTC)<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-15 03:36 am (UTC)<2d>
Date: 2018-10-15 03:47 am (UTC)<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-15 04:10 am (UTC)So.
How do you add suspense.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-15 11:49 am (UTC)stuff
between all the killings you know???
<KILLER ANGEL>
Date: 2018-10-16 07:35 pm (UTC)Like doing stuff or just filler stuff.
<2d>
Date: 2018-10-16 08:51 pm (UTC)both